the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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