And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you win again, gameday.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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