We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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