i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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