My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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