Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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