so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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