he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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