So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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