she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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