Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
