Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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