like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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