I will die if light touches me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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