My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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