My room smells like vodka and shame
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I lost the right to judge tonight
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Dick very happy bro
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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