Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
this is an emotional support booty call
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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