i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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