I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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