im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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