both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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