At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
birth control should be required to get into college
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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