I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize
