Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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