I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My breasts were aching with rage.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
why does every cop we meet know your name?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
