8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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