Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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