never play flip cup with pint glasses
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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