So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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