The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
