I can't watch pbs sober anymore
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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