Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
