we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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