...so i touched it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
