Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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