he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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