i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
