he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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