Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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