Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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