I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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