The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
