can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it glows. i had to have it.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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