I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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