And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
