She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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