This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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