"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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