do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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