i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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