If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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