"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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