Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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