He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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