Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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