giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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